Posted 12 hours ago

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Posted 12 hours ago

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

wabbitseason:

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

"well, shit. I’m out of a job "

(Source: goldenerschnitt)

Posted 13 hours ago

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

Posted 13 hours ago

(Source: orangeis)

Posted 13 hours ago
annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 13 hours ago
mamacastiel:

pencilhaberdashery:

kiratsukai:

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

Perfection

nyoom

NOOT NOOT

mamacastiel:

pencilhaberdashery:

kiratsukai:

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

Perfection

nyoom

NOOT NOOT

(Source: ForGIFs.com)